The Legend of the Seeker Drinking Game

[arachnekallisti]

As invented by me, the_night_wind and two-thirds of a bottle of port last Saturday night.

Drink whenever:
- Richard forgets about the whole urgent mission to save the world thing and goes off on a sidequest,
- Darken Rahl or one of his minions is surprisingly competent at Evil Overlording,
- Richard and/or Kahlan do something really daft,
- Richard leaps at something with a sword,
- Kahlan Confesses someone
- Zedd appears to be very, very stoned,
- Richard and/or Kahlan get tied up,
- Richard takes his shirt off,
- Kahlan takes her dress off,
- Richard and/or Kahlan disguise themselves as D'Haran troops, and look rather good doing so,
- Richard and Kahlan stumble across some kind of magic that will enable them to shag without magical repercussions, and then don't,
- Whoops, there is a Mord-Sith.

Frankly, I'm amazed we both still have livers.

Comments

[chaosultima.livejournal.com]

I am reminded of when I asked the_night_wind what he was supposed to be a "Seeker" of, exactly, and the reply was "sidequests".

[arachnekallisti.livejournal.com]

the_night_wind also speculated that if Darken Rahl had ever found out about Richard's sidequest fixation, then he could have secured himself a long and successful reign just by hiring someone to set fire to orphanages in a circular pattern.