arachnekallisti: (act her age)
I've just been reading some of the articles on The Secret History of Star Wars, which is a collection of articles (and a 100-word preview of a book) about the development of the trilogy we know and love (and that other trilogy we know). What really interested me is all the glimpses of the Star Wars we missed - the one where Darth Vader really did betray and murder Luke's father, or where Leia was Luke's love interest not his sister, or where there was a whole episode about Wookiees set on Kashyyyk.

And, of course, there's the alternative world where David Lynch directed Return of the Jedi. I can't help but speculate about how that might have gone. How viscerally nasty would Jabba's court have become? How cryptic would Yoda's dialogue have got?

And this leads me to a fun game to play in your lunch hour.

Pick a continuity, any one you like. Speculate wildly about how it might have gone differently if written by another author.

Let's consider the counterfactual worlds in which Warren Ellis wrote WH40K fiction*, and Joss Whedon was in charge of The X-Files.

Listen, there's a hell of a good universe next door.



*I suspect in this universe Nottingham mysteriously burned down**, among other things.
** Note to self: Warren Ellis probably cannot actually set things on fire with his mind. Probably.
arachnekallisti: (that's not gone well)
Good News: Knights of the Old Republic makes me happy. It's rebuilding my Star Wars squee to pre-prequel levels. It makes me so happy that I'm even managing to stay mostly Light Side.

Bad News: It's crashing like a bastard. Keeps freezing once I go into menu screens or cut scenes, and the graphics keep going weird and flickery on me. Yes, I have Googled this fault, and found nothing helpful. Are there patches in obscure locations I should be downloading? Should I perhaps be forcing this process to run on a single core? Do I need to fiddle with my graphics card settings?

Please. You want me to stay good, don't you?

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