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arachnekallisti) wrote2009-03-26 11:19 pm
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dracothelizard: three people. One to throw off a cliff, one to shag, and one to marry.
The choices given to me were:
1. The Tenth Doctor
2. Jeremy Clarkson
3. Ianto
So, in reverse order...
Marry:
Ianto Jones looks good in a sharp suit. Knows his coffee. Has leet admin skillz. Has shot Owen Harper. Can think of many inventive things to do with a stopwatch. Would clearly kill everyone in the entire world to protect the person he loves. Ideal choice of consort for any self-respecting mad scientist.
Shag:
The Tenth Doctor also looks good in a suit. Geeky. Incredibly intelligent. Has pretty hair. Is also commitment-phobic, bad at communication, and occasionally genocidal. And has a rotten tendency to maunder on about his exes. Also a tendency to get people killed. It would be a wonderful fling, but I'd breathe a sigh of relief when the blue box dematerialised. River Song, you are a braver woman than I am.
Which leaves the cliff...
...for Jeremy Clarkson. Provided it was quite a small cliff, with some water at the bottom. Because that way he'd probably survive, and so I could drag him back up and do it again. Several times. Explaining why each time. Until eventually James May and Richard Hammond got around to rescuing him.
"...and this one's for the fact you can't see a site of outstanding natural beauty and scientific interest without wanting to drive all over it!" SPLASH!
Because I'm clearly the sort of supervillainess who wastes my time tormenting irritating minor celebrities rather than actually properly conquering the world and remaking it in my image.
If you want to play, then:
1. Comment and I will give you the names of 3 fictional characters or celebrities.
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of the three people.
4. Label which you would marry, shag, or cliff.
Note: some fanfic coming up soon. When I can actually do creativity again.
dracothelizard: three people. One to throw off a cliff, one to shag, and one to marry.The choices given to me were:
1. The Tenth Doctor
2. Jeremy Clarkson
3. Ianto
So, in reverse order...
Marry:
Ianto Jones looks good in a sharp suit. Knows his coffee. Has leet admin skillz. Has shot Owen Harper. Can think of many inventive things to do with a stopwatch. Would clearly kill everyone in the entire world to protect the person he loves. Ideal choice of consort for any self-respecting mad scientist.
Shag:
The Tenth Doctor also looks good in a suit. Geeky. Incredibly intelligent. Has pretty hair. Is also commitment-phobic, bad at communication, and occasionally genocidal. And has a rotten tendency to maunder on about his exes. Also a tendency to get people killed. It would be a wonderful fling, but I'd breathe a sigh of relief when the blue box dematerialised. River Song, you are a braver woman than I am.
Which leaves the cliff...
...for Jeremy Clarkson. Provided it was quite a small cliff, with some water at the bottom. Because that way he'd probably survive, and so I could drag him back up and do it again. Several times. Explaining why each time. Until eventually James May and Richard Hammond got around to rescuing him.
"...and this one's for the fact you can't see a site of outstanding natural beauty and scientific interest without wanting to drive all over it!" SPLASH!
Because I'm clearly the sort of supervillainess who wastes my time tormenting irritating minor celebrities rather than actually properly conquering the world and remaking it in my image.
If you want to play, then:
1. Comment and I will give you the names of 3 fictional characters or celebrities.
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of the three people.
4. Label which you would marry, shag, or cliff.
Note: some fanfic coming up soon. When I can actually do creativity again.